Tom Jones fanatic, art lover and collector extraordinaire [much to my wife’s chagrin], Love posing with celebrities... as long as there is a camera around. Spiderman is king as is Donald McGill [fat lady on the beach postcards]. Father to four girls who love me loads and leave me penniless.

Straight talker – a spade is most definitely a spade! Queen of retail therapy. Princess of popular culture (TOWIE and Heat magazine are my guilty pleasures). Mulberry handbag lover. Chocaholic. Eternal dieter (I’ll start again next Monday). Loves a natter (must be the Welsh in me). And a good old sing song, especially on rugby international days! Super efficient. Easy going. And all round good egg.

Old skool disco-dancing, body-popping graffiti-loving, ideas honcho. Amaretto-sinking cocktail-downer and amateur mixologist. Impulse-buying dad-of-one, brother-to-six. Self-confessed design addict, typophile, philatelist and doodler. Favourite X-man? Wolvie... Snikt!

Does anyone have any chocolate? Thinks the iPhone is the greatest invention. Sings like Mariah Carey… especially the harmonies. Hardworking. Scotch bonnet peppers rock! Determined. Cheesy pop is the best soundtrack for house cleaning. Multitasking. Loves a scarf. Dreams of Caribbean beaches. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Cups of Tea Anonymous. I’m ready, wait- where are my keys? Hummus is my best friend. Oh I do like to be beside the seaside. Prolific dawdler. Autumn lover. Freckles. Beach hair. Interior design queen. Dinner hostess fail. Porridge is an acceptable form of dinner. Anytime is nap time. Bob Dylan enthusiast. Ask questions. Love to learn. Life is what you make of it.

Alleged kettle dodger, former rugby player turned golf enthusiast, sky sports watcher, frequent traveller, BBQ addict, typical bloke - steak lover, gadget fanatic, most likely to tweet, tag or poke you, occasionally load dishwasher, school sack race winner, Italian car desirer, Ray Ban wearer, 80s music listener, wrong side of 30 - hangovers hurt more.

Downhill skier. Trainer wearer. Cook dodger. iPhone lover. Fast cars. Maserati please. Wannabe property developer. Too much wine, not enough time. Need to be in two places at once. Home counties princess. Fun in the sun. Work hard, play harder. Yearning for learning. Book explorer.

Gastronome. Today Programme addict – John Humphries for PM! Team Player. Busy bee. Calm in a crisis. Keep it neat. Everything in a folder. Chief interviewer. Firm but fair. Wannabe beach bum. Novice wakeboarder and frustrated surfer. Should have been born in the 60s!

Lip gloss lover. Perfectly manicured nails. Would make a great WAG. Beauty PR expert. The 6th member of Girls Aloud. Always on the hunt for new business. Would you like my business card? Mind the fringe. Keep clients happy. You can never have enough Mulberry handbags. Must drink water*. *fizzy

Unofficial in-house photographer. Tea drinker. Cake please! Netballer. Can’t run. Pen loser. Solution finder. Mango lover. Messy desk, tidy brain. Chief Tweeter. Amazing reverse parking. Brainy brainstormer. My mum makes my lunch. Team player. Rock ‘n’ roller. Make mine a mojito.

Laugh a lot. Dunk biscuits in tea. Adventurous cook. Smiley. VERY sarcastic. Love cats. Can’t walk in heels. Miss organised. Talk too fast. Sun lover. Mini-break planner. Yum Yum’s from Greggs. No1 Goonies fan. Clean car. Think I can sing.

Dog lover. Daddy’s girl. Always early. Glass half full. Neat Freak. Bubble bath enthusiast. No tea – just cake! People watcher. 100% Brunette. Pure ambition. Over thinker. Super organised. Shopaholic, Tanaholic. Big sister. Chief phone answerer. Disney fan. The more cheese the better. Squirrel sneeze. Chatterbox. Go the extra mile.

Topshop fanatic, never trust anyone with bad nails, good things come to those who wait, eyebrow obsessive, can do attitude, not nosey-inquisitive! Runs like a fairy, I’ll write it! Creative writing enthusiast, regular visitor of the bank of Dad, always come to work with a smile, anyone older than me is old, wish I had a Chanel, professional at work, princess at home.

London lover. Glass half-full. Oozing enthusiasm. Shoe fantasist. Cocktails please. Beauty hoarder. Mascara is a basic human right. Give 110%. Desire to learn. List lunatic. Magazines, novels too. Shop 'til you drop. Dance 'til dawn. Facebook addict. Smile always. How can I help? Daydream believer. Reach for the stars. Make your own breaks.